Here's a simple yet effective tee shirt with the world-changing message "Rub Some Bacon On It". Notice that there's not even an exclamation mark on it, which goes to show that there's no need to yell such universal wisdom. If you aren't familiar with Zazzle, you can select any shirt style, size and even change the font style to suit your taste and your budget. I've purchased several shirts and a couple hundred mugs from them and they always do a great job. Actually, there was one goof-up on a tee shirt, but they made it right quickly and even let me keep the irregular shirt. Check them out.